This has to be the most serious yet funniest advice you’ll ever get on such a serious topic. Check out the video and let me know what you think below…..
- You Shouldn’t Drive, use public transport
- Don’t apply for a job at the airport. That could be the day you get yourself deported
- Don’t fight in public.
- Don’t hang out with stupid friends, cause stupid friends do stupid things and stupid things bring the police. Police bring immigration. Immigration brings deportation
- Don’t steal.
- Stay away from drugs, don’t use drugs, don’t sell drugs. Stay away from drugs.
- Don’t do 419. (Online scams)
- Don’t file for taxes.
- Don’t talk nonsense to the bus driver, remember you’re only supposed to use public transport. The bus driver is your friend.
- Don’t have sex in public.
- Don’t drive taxis.
- Don’t run when you see anyone who looks like migration. Not everyone wearing a suit is an immigration official.
- Don’t bring attention to your not having papers.
- Don’t drink in public.
- Don’t drink and drive. Remember you’re not supposed to be driving in the first place.
- Don’t live in a community where you stand out. Don’t be the only black person.
- Don’t wear prada and expensive clothes. Don’t waste money on expensive clothes when you don’t have papers.
- Don’t gossip, the people you gossip are the same ones who will call the immigration officials on you.
- Don’t walk around telling everyone you have no papers.
- Don’t try and rent an apartment in your name
- Don’t walk around with unnecessary documents. Don’t walk around with somebody else’s documents
WARNING: Profane Language used in the video!!!!