There’s never a dull day in Germany, if you know where to get some bit of fun. This must be the best letter EVER. A student recently applied for an Ausbildung only to receive a rejection letter, but that was definitely not what the student expected nor a solution the student was willing to take up. Below is the letter the student sent to the recruitment personnel.
Dear Ms. ____,
Thank you for your letter from 25th March. After thinking through your rejection of my application, I have made the decision not to accept it.
I have received too many rejections this year and I’m no longer in a position to accept your rejection.
Despite your letter being friendly, it does out commensurate my current expectations hence my regret to announce to you that I will take up the position from 18th August 2013.
I already look forward to meeting you personally.
I wish you all the best in future in rejecting applicants and hopefully it will work next time.